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08.06.2025 08:25

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Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
AI Finally Cracks Decades-Long Mars Mystery That Has Baffled Scientists - The Daily Galaxy
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Toyota Industries' shares nosedive on $33 billion buyout deal — steepest fall in 10 months - CNBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
share office space ...
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Mayor of Palmer Lake resigns amid controversy surrounding proposed Buc-ee’s location - KRDO
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
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